Sooo the cops show up to my apt
Officer cutie , tells me he’s here for an “odor” but clearly it’s not me it’s someone else
& went on his merry way
(My new guy (ish ?) and I smoked like 6 blunts right before he shows up )
Told me the reason why I got let go easy was because I’m pretty and innocent looking ?
Idk I’ll take it
that awkward moment when you realize that barneys mom from how i met your mother is moira from american horror story; ironically both whores
Mothers day makes me feel eternally awkward.
I hate this holiday so bad o-o;
It makes me feel so out of the loop.
everyones all like blah blah love your mom and i love you! and your the best.
and im all like uhm nah fuck that bitch ,she can go
die away -_-
so is it clear why i hate this day?
It makes me think
why did i get stuck with the shithead of a mom?
Ive always wanted to feel attached to my mom.
but its impossible.
i have no attachments to anyone.
except for 2 people that im not even related to.
but mothers day makes me realize all the good moms who have been really kind to me.
Especially my grandmother who loves me unconditionally and gives me more love and care then my mom ever possibly could.
so for that i love my bela <3
even though i have the hardest time showing it.