When people are telling me about their wonderful relationship
im-a-goon:
on the outside, i’m like :
on the inside, i’m like:
honestly hate looking at couple now
(Source: chasing-pav3ments)
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.”
![yeahhh your not going anywhere :]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk4m4njKwu1qebduto1_500.jpg)
