We don’t say “dating,” we say “talking.” Instead of saying “we’re in a relationship,” we say “we’re a thing.” We forgot “making love” and learned to say “fucking.” It’s no wonder our generation doesn’t know the meaning of commitment.
I smoke to get high because the world is so low
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.”